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The reviews on amazon.com, further down that page are worth their weight (and then some!) in gold though. A couple of snippets:
- "My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed."
- "Wow! So much better than playing school or house for brainwashing"
- "I am holding out for the release of the Guantanemo Playset. Hopefully this will come with an extrordinary rendition option.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
ATTORNEY: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
... and not the variety that sits on t'Internet and sends spam.
How to make little girls scream like... well, like little girls from Eric Lippert's blog made me chuckle. The best bit is, they do look like top tips for being a Zombie!
Follow these simple steps for something really quite amusing...
1 - Go to http://www.google.com/
2 - Enter the word "failure" (without the quotes) as your search term
3 - Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to go straight to the first search result.
[At the time of writing, this takes you to the biography of one George W. Bush, President of the United States of America.]
